MSC-003 docked clean. Huddin Kerman stepped onto LSI 1 before anyone else — and KerbTab launched the poll heard round Kerbin: is he "the new Valentina?" NASA said science is confidential. We said that's content.
First active station science in MSC history. Results classified. KerbTab has entered our speculation era — OMQ filed a data request; we filed vibes.
Delvina Sorr hopes the next film doesn't give her "another horizon to stare at." KerbTab hopes for eleven landing failures and silence — documentary hive rise up.
Live-streamed MSC-002: wrong port, first EVA, Mach 3+ reentry. KerbTab poll: 94% still want her on the Mun. The other 6% want a reality show.
LSI module program still open. We translate “high strategic value” as “someone’s getting famous.”
VAJE data stacking on SH-4. KerbTab prefers our numbers in percentage drama.
Apogee walked so MSC-002 could sprint. Jula Westin leading without consent — iconic.
Docking worked. Science on. Three aboard. We’re happy. We’re also bored. We’ll cope.