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EXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticingEXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticing

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BLIND ITEM — ORBITAL EDITION

Which A-List Relay Network “Doesn’t Know What It’s For” — Blind Item Says SOLARCOM Is Ready for DRAMA

NASA declined to say what the solar relay network is eventually for. KerbTab fills the silence with vibes.

By Razz Kerman · Deep Space Desk · weekend

Which program authority confirmed the network is operational and then declined to specify what it was built to eventually communicate with? “We are building infrastructure,” Administrator Wernhardt Clane reportedly said. “What we build it for — that conversation is for another day.” KerbTab can confirm that “another day” is our entire business model.

The unknown object is still out there, still unnamed. SOLARCOM is operational. The relay infrastructure is ready. Three kerbals are living in orbit doing science. KerbTab’s sources (the sky) say tension is building.

This item has been 73% vibes. Results may vary. Accuracy optional. Entertainment mandatory.