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EXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticingEXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticing

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Who Should Play Valentina? KerbTab’s Casting Poll Already Picked Jula Westin — She Hasn’t Been Asked

MSC-002’s live-streamed EVA is the obvious blockbuster subject. Delvina Sorr is watching. We are casting from the parking lot.

By Razz Kerman · Box Office Gossip · yesterday

At least one documentary and one dramatization are expected from MSC-002’s helmet-cam era. KerbTab has already launched a “who should play Valentina” poll — Jula Westin (Apogee’s “Vera Kass”) is the frontrunner despite not being consulted, which is how Hollywood works in our hearts.

Delvina Sorr has stated publicly she hopes whoever makes the film “doesn’t give her another horizon to stare at.” KerbTab interprets this as shade at Apogee’s rooftop reconciliation scene, which we also did not attend because we were busy refreshing Crewgram.

Forty Seconds walked so MSC-002: The Limited Series could run — eleven failures, one room, no music, and now maybe one airlock that doesn’t open. If that’s not awards bait, we don’t know what is (we don’t know what awards bait is).