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EXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticingEXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticing

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What Is Katdorf DOING Up There? NASA Won’t Say — KerbTab Will Speculate Until Sunrise

First real station science in MSC history. Zero selfies from the lab. The math isn’t mathing.

By Mimsy Kerman · Lab Leaks Desk · 5 hr ago

NASA hasn’t disclosed what’s being run in the LSI 1 science module. That’s standard classification for early-stage research. It also means nobody knows — and in the current media environment, that means everyone is speculating. KerbTab wants to know. Orbital Mechanics Quarterly submitted a data access request. The Kerbin Herald ran a sidebar. Whatever Katdorf is doing up there, it’s the program’s first real science output and it’s happening right now, allegedly in silence, which we find personally offensive.

An unnamed source who has definitely seen a microscope once told KerbTab the experiments involve “liquids,” “numbers,” and “not posting.” Another source, who works adjacent to coffee, said Katdorf “seems focused.”

We asked NASA for comment. They sent a PDF. We did not open it. We assume it was flirting.

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