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EXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticingEXCLUSIVE: Huddin Kerman FIRST aboard LSI 1 — KerbTab asks: is he the new Valentina?Katdorf’s lab: NASA says classified — we say CONTENTPoll: Jula Westin to play Valentina in MSC-002 movie — she has not been askedTHREE kerbals in orbit, ZERO fit checks — we are seated and refreshing CrewgramSOLARCOM is operational — still nobody says what it’s FOR — we love dramaMunShot planning heats up — KOEING 2-for-2 — KerbalX crew control TBD — popcorn.gifUnknown object still unnamed — Herald noticed — KerbTab noticed them noticing

EXCLUSIVE — SAME DRAMA, LESS HELMET

Huddin Was FIRST and We Have QUESTIONS (and a Poll)

Is the MSC-003 engineer “the new Valentina?” KerbTab ran the numbers. Kerbin answered rudely.

By Trixie Kerman · Senior Gossip · 2 hr ago · 890K reads

Valentina Kerman was the first kerbal in space. The first to spacewalk. The most famous living kerbal. And now — brace yourselves — there is a second kerbal with a “first” to his name. Huddin Kerman, engineer, MSC-003, was the first kerbal to board LSI 1. He performed the station checkout. He apparently said “systems nominal” and then got to work, which is the least dramatic first in program history and we love him for it.

KerbTab has launched a poll: is Huddin Kerman “the new Valentina?” Current results: 11% yes. 61% “that’s not how firsts work.” 28% “who?” We will update these numbers as they develop — mostly because we refresh the page when we’re nervous.

We also want to know: what is Katdorf Kerman doing up there with those experiments? NASA said the results are confidential. KerbTab can exclusively report that we have absolutely no idea and neither does anyone else, but we are very interested and will be covering this story until someone tells us something, or until lunch, whichever comes second.

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