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Box office in kerbucks. Stars out of five. Devastatingly fair to bad films — unexpectedly harsh on good ones. Lore sourced from the Melody Space Center program reference (v8) and whatever KerbTab is yelling about this week.

Coming soon

Production slate · rumors verified where possible

  • In development

    The Specification

    Drama · Procedural · TBD — not yet attached

    "Somebody signed off on it. That's what we need to find out."

    A procedural drama about the docking specification failure that brought down Basic Station — told from three simultaneous perspectives: the NASA interface standards team who wrote the spec, the KerbalX engineer who signed off on the as-built port, and the internal KIA analyst who opened the monitoring file afterwards. Described in trade coverage as "a space program procedural in the mode of a legal thriller." No explosions. No speeches. Mostly documents, arguments about tolerances, and one kerbal who knew something was wrong and didn't say it loudly enough.

    Screenplay in fourth draft. KerbalX has withdrawn their pre-production legal objection. The production company has stated they have "a great deal of documentation." Delvina Sorr is looking forward to the review.

  • In development

    FARVIEW: Solar Orbit

    Documentary · Unattached — Gnosis City slate

    "A newspaper bought a telescope to photograph a pothole. The telescope ended up in solar orbit. This is that story."

    A documentary about FARVIEW-1 and the improbable chain of events that put a KeedMartin deep-space probe in solar orbit: Kerbin First Daily's POTHOLE module, CLEARVIEW-1's optics heritage, the Farewell Shot, the anomalous point source that NASA will not explain, and the Juno wormhole discovery that reframed the entire mission. Delvina Sorr has been asked to review a film that does not exist yet.

    Development — Gnosis City slate. No director attached. Delvina Sorr has noted that if this gets made it will be 'either the best or the worst thing to come out of this program, and I am not sure which would be worse.'

  • In development

    HESTIA: The Quiet Ship

    Documentary · Program drama · Announced as "Voss in negotiations"

    "Eight kerbals. One ship. Duna. The long way."

    A documentary about the HESTIA program from assembly through transit. Not affiliated with NASA procurement. Tracks the HESTIA Eight from crew selection through departure, with emphasis on the integration culture that produced the redundancy audit. Lawyers watching. Voss has not confirmed. Delvina Sorr has confirmed she has opinions.

    Development · tied to HESTIA transit milestones

  • In development

    Juno: Fracture

    Sci‑fi · Mystery · Indie pickup — Gnosis City slate

    "The sky broke. Nobody heard it."

    The Juno wormhole discovery reframed as a first-contact procedural. The anomaly detection from LSI 1's POTHOLE telescope, the SOLARCOM relay geometry, and the NASA non-denial pattern are all present. The third act argues with topology on purpose. Administrator played as kindly evasive, which is, per the Herald, accurate.

    Lore booklet: NASA declined to specify the nature of the Juno anomaly; film speculates openly

  • In development

    SOLARCOM: Static

    Sci‑fi · Mystery · Indie pickup — Gnosis City slate

    "The relays are up. Nobody will say what they are for."

    SOLARCOM network completion reframed as conspiracy procedural. Administrator played as kindly evasive. Third act argues with orbital mechanics on purpose. Now retrofitted with a post-credit scene referencing the Juno wormhole.

    Lore booklet: NASA declined to specify eventual comms target — now presumed to be the Juno wormhole relay

Universe catalog

More releases — filler by our standards, canon by the box office

  • LSI: Assembly Required

    3.5/5

    Comedy · Workplace · 2024 · 116 min

    Dir. Merra Choll

    "Three ports free. Four egos. One hub under review."

    Station expansion bureaucracy satire — KeedMartin's hub spec review as HR incident. Mid-credits stinger: fuel depot still unfunded.

  • LSI 2: Eight Ports

    3.5/5

    Comedy · Workplace · 2027 · 108 min

    Dir. Merra Choll

    "Same ports. More problems. Better snacks."

    Sequel to Assembly Required. LSI 2 integration as workplace comedy. Eight modules, eight engineers, one shared coffee machine that breaks in act two. Dogun Kerman cameo as "himself, but quieter."

  • VAJE Margin

    2.5/5

    Techno-thriller · 2023 · 102 min

    Dir. Rikk Torlen

    "Air-augmented. Peer-reviewed. Still angry."

    KeedMartin engineer fights schedule pressure after OMQ publishes corrected figures. Features a fictional SH-4 staging montage set entirely in spreadsheets.

  • Dricken Valley

    4/5

    Satire · 2022 · 98 min

    Dir. Yeff Cordant

    "The pothole was here before the editorial board."

    Kerbin First Daily adjacent mockumentary — roads vs rockets funding debate carried by an immortal pothole outside a newsroom.

  • Mach Three Supper Club

    2/5

    Rom-com · Disaster · 2024 · 89 min

    Dir. Pane Loor

    "Love is chaotic. Reentry more so."

    Couples therapy aboard a stylized R-SLS2 training mockup; third-act thermal margin argument doubles as relationship metaphor.

  • Marsproof on Hold

    3/5

    Docuseries · Pause · 2023 · 76 min

    Dir. Collective credit · SH-4 b-roll unit

    "Paused doesn't mean quiet."

    Why Marsproof stopped — methane staging, VAJE instrumentation, and an earnest interview with an empty fuel tank assembly.

  • Star Ship Station

    2.5/5

    Disaster · Docudrama · 2021 · 122 min

    Dir. Early Brenn Ollander adjacent unit

    "They printed the legend before they printed the interface spec."

    Basic Station era boosterism cut against internal emails about docking rings. Not officially sanctioned by KerbalX.

  • Mun Base Blues

    3.5/5

    Comedy · Workplace · 2028 · 84 min

    Dir. Merra Choll

    "The greenhouse works. The espresso machine does not."

    Mun base daily life as workplace sitcom. Three engineers, one greenhouse, one espresso machine that has never worked. Catwig Kerman's cameo as "the scientist who grew a snack in regolith" is the emotional core of the film.

  • SSTO: Not Today

    4/5

    Documentary · 2028 · 71 min

    Dir. Ammie Voss (executive producer)

    "She came back intact. That counts."

    Short documentary about the SSTO setback of Era 7. Built from test flight footage, telemetry, and a single interview with the test pilot who said "the thermal model was optimistic" and then left the room. No score. No narration. Seventy-one minutes of a ship that did not go to space today.