While the front office was busy not explaining the wrong door, KOEING took 2-for-2 with R-SLS2, mandated their own abort tower as the program standard, and walked into the MunShot Phase 1 boardroom uncontested.

Three Mun bids evaporated overnight. Phone logs obtained by KFD show KerbalX scheduling "priority outreach" calls that never connected to the numbers listed on the public bid board.

Coincidence is a religion for people who do not read routing slips. This paper does not attend that church.