Valentina WALKED ON THE MUN and Now She's Headed To DUNA - Is There Anything She CAN'T Do? (Poll Inside)

Valentina Kerman walked on the Mun. Then she came home. Then she went back to the Mun (REPOSE). Then she came home again. Then she boarded HESTIA. Then HESTIA left for Duna. KerbTab has been covering Valentina Kerman since the first EVA and we are telling you right now: the file has outgrown our server. We need a second server. We are considering a third.

TRANQUIL - first Mun landing. Valentina, Huddin, Katdorf. She stepped onto the surface and said something NASA redacted from the transcript. KerbTab has sources. The source says she said "it looks like home from up here." We cannot confirm this. We can confirm we cried when we heard it. MERIDIAN - second Mun landing. Jedidiah, Dosos, Wildock. Valentina was not on that one. We noticed. We have theories.

Then REPOSE: Valentina, Huddin, and Samsey descended to L-HABSCI-1, the first permanent Mun base. NASA called the descent "the most challenging entry in program history." KerbTab's source called it "the scariest thing any of them have ever done." Valentina landed the thing anyway. Of course she did.

And now she's on HESTIA. Eight crew. Commander. In Duna orbit. KerbTab has launched a poll: "Can Valentina Kerman do anything?" Current results: 78% yes. 14% "she already has." 8% "who is Valentina." That 8% has been reported to the authorities. We don't know which authorities. We're working on it.

Crewgram update: Valentina has not posted since departure. Huddin has not posted since departure. Nobody on HESTIA has posted since departure. KerbTab is refreshing. KerbTab is hydrated. KerbTab is not okay.