The Pothole Outside This Building Just Turned TWELVE YEARS OLD

It has a name now. The neighborhood calls it "Gerald." Council Resolution №412 supposedly fixed it last spring. KFD photographers report Gerald is, if anything, deeper. The Council declined to comment.

We measured it: 34 cm. For twelve years the city has "been aware." Awareness does not fill holes. It fills campaign envelopes.

If your street looks like this, send photos. We publish names.